pgoob:

person: you’re so great
me: OH REALLY [pulls out my own receipts]

(via kermies)

purpleshehulk:

the-goddamazon:

ashleighthelion:

“Take it as a compliment!” NO.

“I love a woman with meat on her bones” is also a shitty version of this.

(via okaymad)

andrewarhol:

a concept: me, in bed with many blankets, the windows are frosted but i am toasty, my homework complete and i fully understand the material

(via okaymad)

imninm:

iamthefreethinker:

dualchainz:

he tied a usb cord around his head to act like he had hair

the creativity

Takin a selfish!!!

whose child is this

(via saphruikan)

mickstaeps:

I got this today

phantomofthebeatles:

hellyeahthomassanders:

Why Students Are Broke 📖 by Thomas Sanders

THIS IS LITERALLY THE STORY OF COLLEGE

(via thatsthat24)

I am seeing less and less of you. (via pukin)

(via okaymad)

(via ugly)

(via ugly)

you were so shitty  (via robetrdowneyjr)

(via drinkyourfuckingmilk)